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November 07 2017

glumshoe:

cyankitty:

glumshoe:

When I am king, the first law I will pass will be to make gag reels mandatory for every movie.

No.

banished

and just for that, documentaries will have gag reels, too

sigil-seer:

witchiestsuggestions:

Use a Cards Against Humanity as an oracle deck

Me: “What can I do to be happy”
Me: *draws card*
Deck: “Alcoholism”

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

holy shit toto we sure aren’t in kansas no more


MY GOD THEY COME IN SIZES

WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING THESE

HOW DEEP DOES THIS RABBIT HOLE GO

keep smiling, these are your parents now

Reposted bykaatarzyna kaatarzyna

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

holy shit toto we sure aren’t in kansas no more


MY GOD THEY COME IN SIZES

WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING THESE

HOW DEEP DOES THIS RABBIT HOLE GO

bunjywunjy:

holy shit toto we sure aren’t in kansas no more


MY GOD THEY COME IN SIZES

holy shit toto we sure aren’t in kansas no more

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mortunn:

Tetsucabra

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boxcaargo:

I don’t even know right now dudes

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mmkayn:

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

spiritphone:

spiritphone:

I love small wild cats… they almost always look like fucked up reject versions of domestic cats I find it very charming

(Fishing Cat, Ocelot, and Kodkod)

November 06 2017

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lmaonade:

if you’re ever feeling down just remember you can eat anything you can fit in your mouth. you might not be able to digest it and it might kill you but if it fits in your mouth you can probably swallow it. never forget that 

November 05 2017

holligenet:

slaaneshite:

itsthesinbin:

ot-a-con:

concept: the show supernatural but with the mcelroy brothers

griffin, upon seeing a vampire: “Oh you’re a sharp, feisty boy, aren’t you”

Supernatural would finally be watchable

#none of them would have the burnt girlfriend because every single mcelroy wife is too powerful

cockatielcutie:

the absolute best gif the MLP fandom ever produced is this one

image

unclefather:

fartblr:

unclefather:

it’s still weird to me sometimes that i run a kinda popular humor internet blog and i have a child. like i’m a mom. i’m a mom blogger. i should be posting pintrest hacks and how to make ants on a log

Tell us how the fuck to make ants on a log

it’s celery and you put peanut butter on top and then put live ants in the peanut butter

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bee-the-gatekeeper:

bunjywunjy:

…what did it taste like

My guess… like licking a Minion.

oh god

Reposted bykaatarzyna kaatarzyna

thebootydiaries:

that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

thebootydiaries:

cyootie-pie:

dateaboysuggestions:

Date a boy who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art

date a girl who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art

i shoved a monet painting up my ass

*you okay? 

i died

megalunalexi:

andhumanslovedstories:

I built a nap hole in my closet which is great and has no downside until someone comes into my room looking for me and I have to crawl out of my closet which is frankly impossible to do with dignity and without looking like a sleepy Gollum hissing “what does it wants who wakes us up”

I see no downsides to this

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